Welcome, worms.

Here is where I will share My day with you scum, and you will listen or read.  I might even deign to respond to your comments, but don't get your hopes up.  I'm very particular.

Do not address Me unless you have sent tribute, gift, or filled out the application, piggy.  You must prove to be worthy of My attention before you can gain it.  I am harsh and demanding, but the rewards for you will be endless as you bask in the rapture of serving Me.

You will obey My whims, or you will face the consequences.